Sue has an appointment with the plumber tomorrow but she has been called out of town on a urgent business meeting. So Sue leaves a note for the plumber that goes something like this.
- Had to leave town on business, door is open
- Dog won't bother you
- Don't talk to the parrot
The plumber arrives, reads the note looks inside and sees a 80lb pit bull looking back out at him, w/the neck like a tree trunk and mouth full of large teeth. Well a bucks a buck the plumber says to himself as he opens to door slowly and sure enough the dog turns and walks away to find a comfy spot to watch the plumber.
And watch he did, through the whole job, the dog never took his eyes off the plumber but never approached him or hindered his work. The parrot on the other hand did nothing but curse and berate the plumber all day long questioning his skill and his heritage.
Finally the plumber couldn't take it any more and yelled "Shut up you stupid f'in bird!!!" At which point the parrot looked over at the dog and yelled in a female voice "Sick'em Spike!!!"
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