Joke of the Whenever...

In honor of EMD certification this week....

Two cowboys are sitting in a restaurant when a female at a nearby table begins to choke. The first cowboy stands up, goes over to the woman lifts her skirt and runs his tongue down the crack of her ass. The girl is so surprised she spits out the offending piece of food. As the cowboy strolls back to his table his buddy says, " Wow I've heard of the hindlick maneuver, but aint never seen it done before!".