You May Be a Biker If....

Going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.

Your gloves don't have any fingers.

You prefer to pee outside.

Rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.


You treat your leather better than your woman.

You ride instead of walk down the aisle.

You wash your bike more than you wash yourself.

You pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.

Your beer preference is BEER.

You think Jack Daniels is your best friend.